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« Reply #120 on: Dec 17th, 2010, 1:32pm »

As its Xmas,and I just heard it on telly

Jingle Bells...."One Whore,Soap and Slay"
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« Reply #121 on: Dec 18th, 2010, 05:30am »

Martintea, that sounds as if it should be the Trinity Killer (from 'Dexter')'s favourite song!

My sister was genuinely scared when he strangled the woman in the bath!
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« Reply #122 on: Dec 19th, 2010, 08:08am »

someone posted this at the old forum. I found it very funny.

at tonight, tonight. tonight when Phil sings

"so please answer the phone, cos I keep calling"....

thought it was "so please answer the phone. cos I'm
Phil Collins..."
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« Reply #123 on: Dec 19th, 2010, 08:35am »

on May 24th, 2007, 08:58am, Paloma wrote:
Not being an english speaker as I am, you would be stunned about the things I understand sometimes.... cheesy cheesy


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« Reply #124 on: Dec 19th, 2010, 08:40am »

In Every Breath You Take from the Police, everybody who speaks French hears "C'est si bon la melasse" instead of "Since you're gone I've been lost" (Translation : Golden syrup is so good).

When we hear English songs, it happens all the time!

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« Reply #125 on: May 23rd, 2011, 4:56pm »

Behind The Lines: "Just returnin' my book!"
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« Reply #126 on: May 25th, 2011, 1:53pm »

I Can't Dance:

real lyrics:

"Blue Jean's sitting on the beach,
her dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach."

misheard:

"Billie jean she's the only bit*h,
her dog is talking to me, but she's out of leash."
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« Reply #127 on: Aug 31st, 2011, 09:04am »

Peter Gabriel - Moribund the Burgermeister:

"Check if you can disconnect the effect, and I'll go after the Coors"

Or is it the Corrs? I'd choose the latter. wink
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« Reply #128 on: Aug 31st, 2011, 10:38am »

Peter Gabriel - Modern love - when he says "I trusted my Venus..." I heard a different consonant at the beginning of the last word shocked lipsrsealed laugh
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« Reply #129 on: Aug 31st, 2011, 11:27am »

on Aug 31st, 2011, 10:38am, Merryman72 wrote:
Peter Gabriel - Modern love - when he says "I trusted my Venus..." I heard a different consonant at the beginning of the last word shocked lipsrsealed laugh


Yes, I've thought that too! grin
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« Reply #130 on: Aug 31st, 2011, 5:36pm »

Has no-one mention 'Can't you feel arsehole's ignite'?

I ruined Supper's Ready for a few people when I came up with that.
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« Reply #131 on: Sep 1st, 2011, 2:11pm »

on Aug 31st, 2011, 5:36pm, 666 wrote:
Has no-one mention 'Can't you feel arsehole's ignite'?

I ruined Supper's Ready for a few people when I came up with that.

what has been heard, cannot be un-hear.
thanks for ruining the supper's ready for me cheesy
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« Reply #132 on: Sep 1st, 2011, 3:41pm »

On Fly on a Windshield I'm always singing

"There is something salad forming in the air... And the wall of deaht is lowering in timesquare..." cheesy

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« Reply #133 on: Sep 2nd, 2011, 10:58am »

"I'm going down, going down on a monkey....but it's alright."

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« Reply #134 on: Sep 2nd, 2011, 10:59am »

on Aug 31st, 2011, 5:36pm, 666 wrote:
Has no-one mention 'Can't you feel arsehole's ignite'?


Maybe if Supper consisted of chili and hot sauce..... grin
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