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« Reply #360 on: Sep 26th, 2014, 05:11am »

on Sep 26th, 2014, 04:24am, alanh wrote:
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LOL - priceless, absolutely priceless! grin


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Yep, a classic, Ronnie Barker was a master of word play, and I was curious to see how well the humour translated for non-Brits and non-native speakers of English.

I hadn’t realised until I was tracking this clip down, that at Ronnie Barker’s funeral instead of the usual two candles as the coffin processed down the aisle they had four candles as a tribute. Which I thought was a really nice touch.
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« Reply #361 on: Sep 26th, 2014, 05:16am »

People who complain incessantly about food waste, because of "starving children in Africa".
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« Reply #362 on: Sep 26th, 2014, 07:33am »

on Sep 26th, 2014, 05:16am, NoSonOfVine wrote:
People who complain incessantly about food waste, because of "starving children in Africa".


Don't waste much here, but what there is I give to the feral cats.
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« Reply #363 on: Sep 26th, 2014, 7:47pm »

on Sep 25th, 2014, 06:57am, MartinH wrote:
And those are just words that are written the same way, what about words that sound the same but might be written differently?

“Four Candles” anyone? smiley

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=oaGpaj2nHIo


Classics sketch from two great comedians... cheesy

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« Reply #364 on: Sep 28th, 2014, 1:21pm »

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« Reply #365 on: Sep 28th, 2014, 3:25pm »

on Sep 28th, 2014, 02:17am, garyt wrote:
Sometimes I'm pleased that I don't have the benefit of a university education.


Why are people on this forum so sarcastic and offend people, someone else has already offended another good member today!... huh
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« Reply #366 on: Sep 29th, 2014, 04:50am »

When cycling getting stuck behind a slower cyclist, and as a result not quite managing to beat the red light at the junction (or catch the gap in the traffic etc) that you would have otherwise managed. Yet the slow cyclist that was the cause of this just gets through themselves and cycles off into the distance leaving you stood there… angry
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« Reply #367 on: Sep 29th, 2014, 04:58am »

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It depends on what you perceive as the "benefits" of a university education I guess although why someone's educational status should be deemed as potentially annoying or offensive is beyond me - oh and yes, I DO have a universtiy education just in case that makes any difference.


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« Reply #368 on: Sep 29th, 2014, 05:43am »

on Sep 29th, 2014, 04:50am, MartinH wrote:
When cycling getting stuck behind a slower cyclist, and as a result not quite managing to beat the red light at the junction (or catch the gap in the traffic etc) that you would have otherwise managed. Yet the slow cyclist that was the cause of this just gets through themselves and cycles off into the distance leaving you stood there… angry


There is a word for that...Bikeopaths.... rolleyes

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« Reply #369 on: Sep 29th, 2014, 06:05am »

on Sep 28th, 2014, 3:25pm, Noni wrote:
Why are people on this forum so sarcastic and offend people, someone else has already offended another good member today!... huh


I don't know, perhaps it's just tension on here. People leaving or getting banned, it's all a shame.
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« Reply #370 on: Sep 29th, 2014, 10:05am »

on Sep 29th, 2014, 04:50am, MartinH wrote:
When cycling getting stuck behind a slower cyclist, and as a result not quite managing to beat the red light at the junction (or catch the gap in the traffic etc) that you would have otherwise managed. Yet the slow cyclist that was the cause of this just gets through themselves and cycles off into the distance leaving you stood there… angry


Same thing happens with cars too! angry
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« Reply #371 on: Oct 1st, 2014, 07:30am »

Okay, luxury problem: I created a new mixtape and now it's taking me ages to get the volumes of all the songs adjusted. tongue This always happens whenever I make a mixtape. Selecting the songs, sequencing, editing etc. is all fun and creative, and when you're done with all that there's still the trouble with the volumes. Each song is mixed and mastered differently, one has more compression, another one less, one has more bass and treble, another one more mid frequencies, one has the vocals louder, another one quieter... The same song will sound too quiet on my computer boxes and too loud on the stereo. Bloody work tongue I feel like asking the record companies to send me the single tracks of all the songs so I can master them the way I need them cheesy
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« Reply #372 on: Oct 1st, 2014, 08:58am »

on Oct 1st, 2014, 07:30am, Schrottrocker wrote:
Okay, luxury problem: I created a new mixtape and now it's taking me ages to get the volumes of all the songs adjusted. tongue This always happens whenever I make a mixtape. Selecting the songs, sequencing, editing etc. is all fun and creative, and when you're done with all that there's still the trouble with the volumes. Each song is mixed and mastered differently, one has more compression, another one less, one has more bass and treble, another one more mid frequencies, one has the vocals louder, another one quieter... The same song will sound too quiet on my computer boxes and too loud on the stereo. Bloody work tongue I feel like asking the record companies to send me the single tracks of all the songs so I can master them the way I need them cheesy

Tape?
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« Reply #373 on: Oct 1st, 2014, 10:57am »

Security. It's gone mad when you have problems getting at your own money! rolleyes
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« Reply #374 on: Oct 1st, 2014, 11:02am »

on Oct 1st, 2014, 10:57am, Squigelyfox wrote:
Security. It's gone mad when you have problems getting at your own money! rolleyes
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