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« Reply #270 on: Aug 20th, 2014, 05:27am »

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« Reply #271 on: Aug 20th, 2014, 11:40am »

NSOV!!! I wrote a song about your post, did you like it, think it was funny?
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« Reply #272 on: Aug 20th, 2014, 12:23pm »

Bernie Taupin has nothing to worry about...
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« Reply #273 on: Aug 20th, 2014, 12:49pm »

on Aug 20th, 2014, 12:23pm, HENRY wrote:
Bernie Taupin has nothing to worry about...



That's for sure. 😊
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« Reply #274 on: Aug 20th, 2014, 3:36pm »

on Aug 20th, 2014, 11:40am, Lily wrote:
NSOV!!! I wrote a song about your post, did you like it, think it was funny?



Waiting for comment, it took me ages to do that, I thought you would love it! grin
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« Reply #275 on: Aug 20th, 2014, 3:56pm »

on Aug 20th, 2014, 11:40am, Lily wrote:
NSOV!!! I wrote a song about your post, did you like it, think it was funny?

I didn't see it. Let me check it now. smiley
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« Reply #276 on: Aug 20th, 2014, 3:57pm »

on Aug 19th, 2014, 5:28pm, Lily wrote:
Well the key to my survival
was never in much doubt
the question was how I could keep sane
trying to find a way to get the cat out

Things were never easy for me
peace of mind was hard to find
and I needed a place where I could hide
and a cat that I could call mine

I didn't think much about it
til it started happening all the time
soon I was living with the fear everyday
of the cat coming in through the bathroom window at night

You're no cat, you're no cat of mine
You're no cat, you're no cat of mine
You walked out, you left us behind
and you're no cat, no cat of mine


Well the years they passed so slowly
I thought about the cat everyday
what would I do, if we passed on the street
would he keep running away

In and out of hiding places
soon I'd have to face the facts
we'd have to sit down and talk it over
and that would mean going back and getting screens



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« Reply #277 on: Aug 21st, 2014, 04:13am »

Hi there



Our local council opting to close most of the city's libraries. it will be burning books in the streets next - criminal! angry



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« Reply #278 on: Aug 21st, 2014, 05:12am »

on Aug 19th, 2014, 07:37am, NoSonOfVine wrote:
The neighbour's cat jumping through the bathroom window of our house, knocking over various toiletries, and then running downstairs into our kitchen to scavenge for food. I really hate it when cats intrude like this. angry


I understand you on this one, Thomas! Why the hell should anyone have to keep their windows shut or have to put up screens (not common in this country) because of a bloody nuisance cat!
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« Reply #279 on: Aug 21st, 2014, 05:23am »

on Aug 21st, 2014, 05:12am, Gabble Ratchet wrote:
I understand you on this one, Thomas! Why the hell should anyone have to keep their windows shut or have to put up screens (not common in this country) because of a bloody nuisance cat!


No, screens aren't common in this country. Cats do see it as an invitation though. Not really a nuisance. I open small windows upstairs and have never had a cat in tbh! Maybe it's a large window, or just likes the family? undecided
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« Reply #280 on: Aug 21st, 2014, 05:31am »

on Aug 21st, 2014, 05:23am, Squigelyfox wrote:
No, screens aren't common in this country. Cats do see it as an invitation though. Not really a nuisance. I open small windows upstairs and have never had a cat in tbh! Maybe it's a large window, or just likes the family? undecided


Yes, probably right there, Squidgely. Cats entering windows isn't a common problem.

There are lots of cats in my close, which doesn't bother me at all (although I'm not a fanatical animal lover by any stretch), two of which have a penchant for the rooves and bonnets of our cars. Doesn't bother me at all but my neighbour who has a soft top (car, not head!) gets very cross at paw prints on her car roof!
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« Reply #281 on: Aug 21st, 2014, 05:46am »

on Aug 21st, 2014, 05:31am, Gabble Ratchet wrote:
Yes, probably right there, Squidgely. Cats entering windows isn't a common problem.

There are lots of cats in my close, which doesn't bother me at all (although I'm not a fanatical animal lover by any stretch), two of which have a penchant for the rooves and bonnets of our cars. Doesn't bother me at all but my neighbour who has a soft top (car, not head!) gets very cross at paw prints on her car roof!


The things that annoy some people! Haven't they got a garage? Mind you, lots round here leave their cars out and have garages. Laziness I guess! rolleyes
Neighbours annoy me more cats...
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« Reply #282 on: Aug 21st, 2014, 05:48am »

on Aug 21st, 2014, 05:46am, Squigelyfox wrote:
The things that annoy some people! Haven't they got a garage? Mind you, lots round here leave their cars out and have garages. Laziness I guess! rolleyes
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No, we don't have garages in our close!
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« Reply #283 on: Aug 21st, 2014, 05:51am »

on Aug 21st, 2014, 05:48am, Gabble Ratchet wrote:
No, we don't have garages in our close!


Fair enough. I used to like paw prints on our car, when it was here! cheesy
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« Reply #284 on: Aug 22nd, 2014, 11:20am »

The last couple of pages of this thread are too funny grin
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