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« Reply #15 on: Jun 19th, 2014, 1:42pm »

on Jun 19th, 2014, 1:39pm, Schrottrocker wrote:
How do they do that, the avatars are all quite little? Are you using a cellphone or something to go on the forum? huh


Maybe he means the signature at the bottom. huh
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« Reply #16 on: Jun 20th, 2014, 11:20am »

It gets on my tits that I can't send the following e-mail to one of my clients:


Dear Joe,

Can't you f*cking read? My response to your e-mail was pretty damned clear... "Please sign and return Page 3." How hard is that?

"Sign" means to write your name (in that squiggly way like you write on your checks) on the line that says "Signature." See how that works?

"Return" means to get that page back to me. I don't give a f*ck if you e-mail it, fax it, mail it, or stick it in your ass and drive it to my office.

"Page 3"... okay, maybe that's where you're confused. There are three pages in the forms you have. Each page has a number at the bottom. Page 3 is the one that has the number "3" at the bottom. There is only one Page 3, as it wouldn't make much f*cking sense if there were more than one Page 3, now would it? Idiot.

I appreciate your business, but frankly you are an incredible moron and you're wasting my time with your incessant bullsh*t.

Sincerely....


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« Reply #17 on: Jun 20th, 2014, 1:00pm »

on Jun 20th, 2014, 11:20am, Dust wrote:
It gets on my tits that I can't send the following e-mail to one of my clients:


Dear Joe,

Can't you f*cking read? My response to your e-mail was pretty damned clear... "Please sign and return Page 3." How hard is that?

"Sign" means to write your name (in that squiggly way like you write on your checks) on the line that says "Signature." See how that works?

"Return" means to get that page back to me. I don't give a f*ck if you e-mail it, fax it, mail it, or stick it in your ass and drive it to my office.

"Page 3"... okay, maybe that's where you're confused. There are three pages in the forms you have. Each page has a number at the bottom. Page 3 is the one that has the number "3" at the bottom. There is only one Page 3, as it wouldn't make much f*cking sense if there were more than one Page 3, now would it? Idiot.

I appreciate your business, but frankly you are an incredible moron and you're wasting my time with your incessant bullsh*t.

Sincerely....


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« Reply #18 on: Jun 20th, 2014, 2:34pm »

on Jun 20th, 2014, 11:20am, Dust wrote:
I don't give a f*ck if you e-mail it, fax it, mail it, or stick it in your ass and drive it to my office.



I think, you really could live without that option. Just imagine him, arriving at your office and....
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« Reply #19 on: Jun 20th, 2014, 2:39pm »

on Jun 20th, 2014, 2:34pm, slowdancer wrote:
I think, you really could live without that option. Just imagine him, arriving at your office and....

My assistant Brian handles all the paperwork. smiley
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« Reply #20 on: Jun 20th, 2014, 2:46pm »

on Jun 20th, 2014, 2:39pm, Dust wrote:
My assistant Brian handles all the paperwork. smiley


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« Reply #21 on: Jun 20th, 2014, 3:31pm »

on Jun 20th, 2014, 2:39pm, Dust wrote:
My assistant Brian handles all the paperwork. smiley

Spoken like a boss who knows his business.
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« Reply #22 on: Jun 20th, 2014, 4:08pm »

on Jun 20th, 2014, 3:31pm, HENRY wrote:
Spoken like a boss who knows his business.



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« Reply #23 on: Jun 20th, 2014, 4:15pm »

on Jun 20th, 2014, 3:31pm, HENRY wrote:
Spoken like a boss who knows his business.


...and other people's business
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« Reply #24 on: Jun 20th, 2014, 5:08pm »

on Jun 20th, 2014, 2:39pm, Dust wrote:
My assistant Brian handles all the paperwork. smiley


This is an awesome reply! That is all... grin
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« Reply #25 on: Jun 20th, 2014, 5:14pm »

on Jun 20th, 2014, 2:39pm, Dust wrote:
My assistant Brian handles all the paperwork. smiley

Is he a robot? grin
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« Reply #26 on: Jun 20th, 2014, 5:15pm »

on Jun 20th, 2014, 5:14pm, NoSonOfVine wrote:
Is he a robot? grin


Are you saying human being couldn't handle Mr Dust as a boss? grin
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« Reply #27 on: Jun 21st, 2014, 06:29am »

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« Reply #28 on: Jun 21st, 2014, 06:30am »

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« Reply #29 on: Jun 21st, 2014, 09:10am »

Having to pay hundred of dollars each year to re-register my cars. The state of California has proven that they can't budget our money, yet we're supposed to line up like cattle each year to supplement their irresponsibility with our hard-earned cash angry
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