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« Reply #1410 on: Sep 5th, 2015, 5:07pm »

on Sep 4th, 2015, 5:16pm, ericm wrote:
Whatchoo talkin bout Willis? wink



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« Reply #1411 on: Sep 20th, 2015, 04:37am »

The guy across the road that insists on burning stuff off every time the wind blows in our direction. Usually when you have clothes on the line too. I went over there to complain and he just tried to shrug it off. I said next time why don't you do it when the wind blows in the opposite direction. He said he didn't want the smoke blowing towards his house and I said well now you know how we feel..
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« Reply #1412 on: Sep 20th, 2015, 08:05am »

on Sep 20th, 2015, 04:37am, Andrew Yild4Genesis wrote:
The guy across the road that insists on burning stuff off every time the wind blows in our direction. Usually when you have clothes on the line too. I went over there to complain and he just tried to shrug it off. I said next time why don't you do it when the wind blows in the opposite direction. He said he didn't want the smoke blowing towards his house and I said well now you know how we feel..
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I sympathise. Same happens here in UK. Should be made illegal. Smokeless zones were created for a reason.......... angry
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« Reply #1413 on: Sep 20th, 2015, 1:18pm »

Our neighbor does it too. We'll have the house all opened up. It'll be a nice evening with a cool breeze and then the intoxicating stench of smoke. We have to close the house up and turn the air on to filter out the smoke. Happens way too much.
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« Reply #1414 on: Sep 27th, 2015, 1:57pm »

This night is supposed to be the super moon eclipse. Here in my timezone the total eclipse is from ~3 am to ~4:30 am. I have to get up at 6 am and I'm way tired right now undecided
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« Reply #1415 on: Sep 28th, 2015, 06:07am »

on Sep 27th, 2015, 1:57pm, Schrottrocker wrote:
This night is supposed to be the super moon eclipse. Here in my timezone the total eclipse is from ~3 am to ~4:30 am. I have to get up at 6 am and I'm way tired right now undecided


Me too, my alarm is set for 6.30am, but at the minute my young son seems to be set for about 5.00am, he then leaves his own bed, climbs into ours, and after much tossing and turning goes back to sleep. So if I’d decided to get up at 3.00am for the eclipse I doubt I’d have had much more decent sleep before having to get up for work.

I have seen lunar eclipses before though, and to be honest I doubted that the “super moon” would have much of an effect that high in the sky. It did seem to make a difference to the moon rise though, which was absolutely spectacular! Due to an optical illusion the moon always looks bigger close to the horizon, but last night it looked huge!
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« Reply #1416 on: Sep 29th, 2015, 07:31am »

From 5th October shops in Britain are going to charge 5p per bag for “single use” plastic carrier bags. The idea being to cut down on litter and encourage the use of sturdier “bags for life”.

But we actually use these “single use” bags as bin bags once we’ve finished using them to carry things in (our kitchen bin is designed to specifically take them).

So from now on, instead putting our rubbish in a bag that has already been used several times for something else, we are going to have to buy bags specifically to use just once as bin bags.

How is that more ecological?
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« Reply #1417 on: Sep 29th, 2015, 07:47am »

on Sep 29th, 2015, 07:31am, MartinH wrote:
From 5th October shops in Britain are going to charge 5p per bag for “single use” plastic carrier bags. The idea being to cut down on litter and encourage the use of sturdier “bags for life”.

But we actually use these “single use” bags as bin bags once we’ve finished using them to carry things in (our kitchen bin is designed to specifically take them).

So from now on, instead putting our rubbish in a bag that has already been used several times for something else, we are going to have to buy bags specifically to use just once as bin bags.

How is that more ecological?


Exactly Martin, an utter nonsense and I've been saying this for years. My plastic shopping bags are used to contain food scraps etc and prevent my (two weekly collection) wheely bin getting smelly. We use larger (bought) plastic bags in the kitchen but often a smaller bag is needed.

So we will now be expected to pay 5p per bag (including 20% VAT BTW) and if we need anything in addition to stop the smells we will have to purchase plastic bags.

This green nonsense is getting out of hand.

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« Reply #1418 on: Sep 29th, 2015, 1:28pm »

on Sep 29th, 2015, 07:31am, MartinH wrote:
From 5th October shops in Britain are going to charge 5p per bag for “single use” plastic carrier bags. The idea being to cut down on litter and encourage the use of sturdier “bags for life”.

But we actually use these “single use” bags as bin bags once we’ve finished using them to carry things in (our kitchen bin is designed to specifically take them).

So from now on, instead putting our rubbish in a bag that has already been used several times for something else, we are going to have to buy bags specifically to use just once as bin bags.

How is that more ecological?


Alternatively you can just pay the 5p.

Admittedly, I recall being irked when this practice was introduced in Canada three years ago - thinking I would always have re-usable bags in the car with me.

But like most things, you get used to it after a while.

My wife and I are well stocked on reusable bags.
Sometimes I remember to bring them with me if I'm getting groceries, sometimes I don't.

If I don't — well, I just pay the nickel per bag.
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« Reply #1419 on: Sep 29th, 2015, 8:24pm »

The smothering pretentiousness of TV shows that somehow think they are the highest form of dramatic gravitas. It goes something like this:


Woman: Would you like a glass of water?

Man: When I was nine years old, there was grey spider crawling on the fireplace mantle. My father told me to kill it.

Woman: Uhhh....

Man: It moved along so gracefully, each leg moving in concert as though at the behest of an unseen puppeteer. "Squash it!" my father yelled. I looked around, and all I saw was the brand new pair of basketball sneakers I had saved for half a year to buy.

Woman: Yyyeah, about that water....

Man: I saved that money by getting up every morning at five-o'clock to deliver buttermilk throughout the neighborhood.

Woman: Oh. Uh, buttermilk....

Man: I remember old Mr. Svenson, the one-legged man, would be sitting on his porch every morning waiting for my delivery. He... he always smelled like asparagus. And then... one morning he wasn't there. Just wasn't there.

Woman: Ooookay, I'm just going to go into the kitchen to....

Man: He had gone to Laredo to visit his granddaughter, who had come down with a rare form of conjunctivitis. I later found out that she had been sent to a special hospital in Phoenix, where she died after eating a bowl of spoiled peaches. Imagine that... peaches.

Woman: So... I'm going to....

Man: "Kill it," he said. So I picked up that basketball sneaker, and I squashed that little spider. That little spider who never hurt anyone. Then I went and threw my sneakers in the trash.

Woman: Really. It's just a glass of water.

Man: I swore right then and there that I would never eat asparagus again. And for that nine-year-old boy... well, the world changed for him that day.


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Seriously. It's not The Sound and the Fury. It's not Sophie's Choice. It's a frikken' TV show about the zombie apocalypse. Jesus.
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« Reply #1420 on: Sep 29th, 2015, 9:03pm »

on Sep 29th, 2015, 8:24pm, Dust wrote:
The smothering pretentiousness of TV shows that somehow think they are the highest form of dramatic gravitas. It goes something like this:


Woman: Would you like a glass of water?

Man: When I was nine years old, there was grey spider crawling on the fireplace mantle. My father told me to kill it.

Woman: Uhhh....

Man: It moved along so gracefully, each leg moving in concert as though at the behest of an unseen puppeteer. "Squash it!" my father yelled. I looked around, and all I saw was the brand new pair of basketball sneakers I had saved for half a year to buy.

Woman: Yyyeah, about that water....

Man: I saved that money by getting up every morning at five-o'clock to deliver buttermilk throughout the neighborhood.

Woman: Oh. Uh, buttermilk....

Man: I remember old Mr. Svenson, the one-legged man, would be sitting on his porch every morning waiting for my delivery. He... he always smelled like asparagus. And then... one morning he wasn't there. Just wasn't there.

Woman: Ooookay, I'm just going to go into the kitchen to....

Man: He had gone to Laredo to visit his granddaughter, who had come down with a rare form of conjunctivitis. I later found out that she had been sent to a special hospital in Phoenix, where she died after eating a bowl of spoiled peaches. Imagine that... peaches.

Woman: So... I'm going to....

Man: "Kill it," he said. So I picked up that basketball sneaker, and I squashed that little spider. That little spider who never hurt anyone. Then I went and threw my sneakers in the trash.

Woman: Really. It's just a glass of water.

Man: I swore right then and there that I would never eat asparagus again. And for that nine-year-old boy... well, the world changed for him that day.


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Seriously. It's not The Sound and the Fury. It's not Sophie's Choice. It's a frikken' TV show about the zombie apocalypse. Jesus.

Time to pick up a book Dusty...
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« Reply #1421 on: Sep 29th, 2015, 9:36pm »

on Sep 29th, 2015, 9:03pm, HENRY wrote:
Time to pick up a book Dusty...

I've got plenty of dusty books. In fact, I'm in the middle of four or five right now.
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« Reply #1422 on: Sep 30th, 2015, 07:47am »

That dialogue just had me literally (yes, literally literally) falling off the chair with laughter. grin
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« Reply #1423 on: Oct 4th, 2015, 11:14am »

Why do I now get e-mail notifications every time someone posts in a thread on this site??
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« Reply #1424 on: Oct 4th, 2015, 11:56am »

Maybe you clicked the 'notify' button?
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