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« Reply #120 on: Jul 15th, 2014, 7:01pm »

on Jul 15th, 2014, 2:40pm, HENRY wrote:
Yeah, I don't really know what you're complaining about. Next to you, I'm like the homeless guy sitting in a urine soaked doorway suffering from hallucinations and the shakes, and mumbling stuff about the guvmint.


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« Reply #121 on: Jul 16th, 2014, 04:47am »

The trailers for The Honourable Woman with Maggie Gyllenhall looking po-faced every other night.

Maybe I'm jealous, because Hugo Blick wasn't trumpeted as this big auteur of worthy drama when he was directing Marion & Geoff. What's the betting Smiler Gyllenhall was only there to get American funding and Julia Davis, Rebecca Front, Tamsin Grieg and so many other decent British actresses could have done the role for less? She was okay in Frank, but Michael Fassbender was the star of the show.

Can't wait for the marvellous luminous Mags's next turn as a voice on the next Julia Donaldson/Axel Schaeffer animation (I felt it wasn't fair that Gillian Anderson - Widow Wadman in A Cock & Bull Story - got to say so much as The Witch in Room On The Broom when Rob Brydon as the cat only said 'meow!' ).

And if the British Commonwealth Games are disrupted by strikes at the Beeb - can we have a repeat of Cruise Of The Gods or In Praise Of Hardcore (where Rob portrayed Kenneth Tynan)?
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« Reply #122 on: Jul 16th, 2014, 05:09am »

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So-called "Positive Discrimination". There is no such thing as far as I am concerned - grrr! angry



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« Reply #123 on: Jul 16th, 2014, 08:03am »

Bratty children. angry
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« Reply #124 on: Jul 16th, 2014, 3:54pm »

Israel and Hamas like a couple of children as usual:
You started it! No we didn't, you did. Nyah, Nyah, Nyah!
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« Reply #125 on: Jul 16th, 2014, 4:19pm »

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Israel and Hamas like a couple of children as usual:
You started it! No we didn't, you did. Nyah, Nyah, Nyah!
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+1 Getting kind of tired of it myself tongue
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« Reply #126 on: Jul 16th, 2014, 6:52pm »

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« Reply #127 on: Jul 16th, 2014, 7:00pm »

on Jul 16th, 2014, 6:52pm, Dust wrote:
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Taking the risk of looking Cliquey….

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« Reply #128 on: Jul 17th, 2014, 04:35am »

Promises of payment from someone who never will pay me. The woman in question should win a Bafta award (or unite with the England football team to teach Cara Delevigne about acting) for the way she's played up her broken wrist after she fell last Thursday. I was surprised her e-mails didn't include messages from Injury Lawyers 4 U.

My boss complained that I didn't look at the message I put up on Facebook before sending, or putting a picture with it (it was advertising 'Another Afternoon Of Errant Bullshit Tea & Tales'). I'd also not done a poster right for the next snake oil saleswoman conference...The Full Moon Company or something that sounds like it should be a Tom Petty tribute act. And I didn't get the poster right for the next book we are reading - The Garden Of Busted Sofas by Twang Bar King, Fan Dabi Dozi or Ting Tong Macadangdang or another quota-filling novelist. A comedic treat, I'll bet.

In public she was smarming up to The Poet & Artist we'd had before who was gracing us with his presence. I should have shut the curtains for fear of being dazzled by the sun shining out of his backside. There was also a new girl to smarm up to, called Sky. I didn't ask if her surname was Sports, Living or Atlantic.

It was an evening devoted to The Poet & Artist, so nobody did anything in the open mic spot in the second half. I felt sorry for the man who came prepared with his poems ready - my boss tore him a new one in another room for not getting the money right on a membership renewal cheque as well as for him ringing her up at an inconvenient time the previous weekend (something he'd also done with the other mouthy cow who's been everywhere, man).

It seems the man has paranoid schizophrenia and may have not taken his medication. I could see him shaking after. He was also complained about in his absence on the previous book group - the story came up again about him going to London to see an agony aunt who then called security (other Peter Gabriel albums are available) on him.

In addition, my boss subjected me to a jolly YouTube video about conspiracy theorists who KNOW about child abuse among the Tory party. It wasn't called Kiddy Fiddler On The Roof. And now she wants me to go on a walk with her this Saturday. I'd rather not because I want to be home and watch things I want to see.
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« Reply #129 on: Jul 21st, 2014, 09:35am »

Seeded grapes. angry Fortunately I am currently enjoying some seedless grapes. smiley
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« Reply #130 on: Jul 21st, 2014, 3:55pm »

on Jul 21st, 2014, 09:35am, Down And Out wrote:
Seeded grapes. angry Fortunately I am currently enjoying some seedless grapes. smiley


Oh those fancy smancy seedless grapes eh? I remember when I was a kid you were happy to just get one grape a year and it had a seed the size of a football!
Young folk these days...
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« Reply #131 on: Jul 21st, 2014, 5:04pm »

on Jul 21st, 2014, 3:55pm, Yild4Genesis wrote:
Oh those fancy smancy seedless grapes eh? I remember when I was a kid you were happy to just get one grape a year and it had a seed the size of a football!
Young folk these days...
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Yep! those were the days!! grin
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« Reply #132 on: Jul 21st, 2014, 5:14pm »

on Jul 21st, 2014, 09:35am, Down And Out wrote:
Seeded grapes. angry Fortunately I am currently enjoying some seedless grapes. smiley

on Jul 21st, 2014, 3:55pm, Yild4Genesis wrote:
Oh those fancy smancy seedless grapes eh? I remember when I was a kid you were happy to just get one grape a year and it had a seed the size of a football!
Young folk these days...
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Being closer to 50 than to 40, I don't exactly qualify as being that young. Mind you, when I was young, I didn't eat grapes anyway. wink
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« Reply #133 on: Jul 21st, 2014, 11:33pm »

on Jul 21st, 2014, 3:55pm, Yild4Genesis wrote:
Oh those fancy smancy seedless grapes eh? I remember when I was a kid you were happy to just get one grape a year and it had a seed the size of a football!
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Oh dear, get a good look at Prince Yild folks. Poor sod was forced to eat a grape that contained a seed the size of a football, which means it probably could feed a family of four through the harshest winter. God forbid this hardship on anyone. Of course, when I was a kid, we were only given grapes the size of a refrigerator...and they were all seed, no flesh. We had to carry them to school every day, 10 miles each way, and gnaw on them as our only sustenance. Seedless grapes, bah. Yer all just a bunch of pansies.
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« Reply #134 on: Jul 22nd, 2014, 02:46am »

The way child support is calculated in this country is ridiculously unfair....


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