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« Reply #3660 on: Jul 16th, 2014, 09:02am »

on Jul 16th, 2014, 08:49am, CountingOutTime wrote:
I used to work for a hospital where there was a Dr. Francis Yu. He always signed everything F. Yu grin

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« Reply #3661 on: Jul 16th, 2014, 4:06pm »

A cold pint of Kronenbourg 1664 after 2 hours of badminton in warm conditions. smiley
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« Reply #3662 on: Jul 16th, 2014, 6:08pm »

Today it was my hairdresser.

I've known her for years, she's early forties, tall and good looking with a gorgeous figure. She always wears high heels and classy clothes, hair done and ice make up etc.. Conducts herself very professionally. We have been out for dinner with me and my person a few times, she has always been a class act.

I'm not a fan of abusing parking ticket guys, but sometimes they can be horrible.


We were out on the street today after she did my hair and she got a parking ticket, the guy put it on her car right in front of her about two mints after it expired. He was a real prick to her when she spoke to him about being just about to move the car, and looked real pleased he had got her..

She turned in to a completely different person, she said to him…or should I say yelled at him'

"You f***ing asshole, I hope your d*** falls of, and it if it doesn't, I hope you can never get it hard again!"



Gobsmacked, but it was really funny. You should have seen the guys face. grin
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« Reply #3663 on: Jul 16th, 2014, 6:47pm »

on Jul 16th, 2014, 6:08pm, Lily wrote:
Today it was my hairdresser.

I've known her for years, she's early forties, tall and good looking with a gorgeous figure. She always wears high heels and classy clothes, hair done and ice make up etc.. Conducts herself very professionally. We have been out for dinner with me and my person a few times, she has always been a class act.

I'm not a fan of abusing parking ticket guys, but sometimes they can be horrible.


We were out on the street today after she did my hair and she got a parking ticket, the guy put it on her car right in front of her about two mints after it expired. He was a real prick to her when she spoke to him about being just about to move the car, and looked real pleased he had got her..

She turned in to a completely different person, she said to him…or should I say yelled at him'

"You f***ing asshole, I hope your d*** falls of, and it if it doesn't, I hope you can never get it hard again!"



Gobsmacked, but it was really funny. You should have seen the guys face. grin


Cool story
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At first I didn't know where you were going with it as it started out like a penthouse letter...not that I would know anything about that...
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« Reply #3664 on: Jul 17th, 2014, 03:45am »

The newest forum member is called "Wilsonsdad". Could it possibly be Ray's dad?! grin
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« Reply #3665 on: Jul 17th, 2014, 11:55am »

on Jul 16th, 2014, 6:08pm, Lily wrote:
Today it was my hairdresser.

I've known her for years, she's early forties, tall and good looking with a gorgeous figure. She always wears high heels and classy clothes, hair done and ice make up etc.. Conducts herself very professionally. We have been out for dinner with me and my person a few times, she has always been a class act.

I'm not a fan of abusing parking ticket guys, but sometimes they can be horrible.


We were out on the street today after she did my hair and she got a parking ticket, the guy put it on her car right in front of her about two mints after it expired. He was a real prick to her when she spoke to him about being just about to move the car, and looked real pleased he had got her..

She turned in to a completely different person, she said to him…or should I say yelled at him'

"You f***ing asshole, I hope your d*** falls of, and it if it doesn't, I hope you can never get it hard again!"



Gobsmacked, but it was really funny. You should have seen the guys face. grin


Excellent. BUT a classier response would have been "I hope all your children have small D****s. Including the girls! grin
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« Reply #3666 on: Jul 17th, 2014, 12:08pm »

on Jul 17th, 2014, 11:55am, foxfeeder wrote:
Excellent. BUT a classier response would have been "I hope all your children have small D****s. Including the girls! grin


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I was so shocked, I bet the expression on my face was priceless!
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« Reply #3667 on: Jul 18th, 2014, 03:49am »

Hi there



I always remember seeing a post box on a house in Munich labelled "Dr Erich Sick".... wonder if he was! grin



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« Reply #3668 on: Jul 18th, 2014, 04:57am »

In Farringdon Road in London, there is this building:

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I always wonder if it is so named due to a slight passing resemblance - the windows basically - to this:

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P.S. I do know that the building featured on the cover of Physical Graffiti is/was in New York City. wink
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« Reply #3669 on: Jul 18th, 2014, 05:05am »

Re: the above. Apparently the building got its name when it was built in 1917 after a Zeppelin raid during WWI. grin
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« Reply #3670 on: Jul 18th, 2014, 05:11am »

on Jul 18th, 2014, 05:05am, Down And Out wrote:
Re: the above. Apparently the building got its name when it was built in 1917 after a Zeppelin raid during WWI. grin

Mystery solved, I guess. grin

Still, Physical Graffiti is a pretty cool album. IMHO it runs out of steam towards the end, but I quite like most of its tracks.
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« Reply #3671 on: Jul 18th, 2014, 05:15am »

on Jul 18th, 2014, 05:11am, NoSonOfVine wrote:
Mystery solved, I guess. grin

I prefer my explanation to the real reason. grin
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« Reply #3672 on: Jul 20th, 2014, 11:02am »

Veteran BBC golf commentator Peter Alliss. smiley
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« Reply #3673 on: Jul 20th, 2014, 2:49pm »

on Jul 18th, 2014, 04:57am, Down And Out wrote:
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P.S. I do know that the building featured on the cover of Physical Graffiti is/was in New York City. wink


I took this pic in 2010 on JaneCool's Rock and Roll NYC tour. Thought you might be interested D&O so I dug it out for you.

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« Reply #3674 on: Jul 20th, 2014, 2:51pm »

PS: Henry don't look at that pic I took for too long!!
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