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« Reply #3015 on: Feb 13th, 2014, 8:52pm »

on Feb 13th, 2014, 8:36pm, HENRY wrote:
Hey, I'll put my speaker cables up against your damn bracelet any day of the week. User Image


The original was funnier but was not aware of it! sad

Glad you posted this! grin
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« Reply #3016 on: Feb 13th, 2014, 9:25pm »

on Feb 13th, 2014, 8:36pm, HENRY wrote:
Hey, I'll put my speaker cables up against your damn bracelet any day of the week. User Image


I think not, they may be dusty! (So to speak) grin
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« Reply #3017 on: Feb 13th, 2014, 9:48pm »

on Feb 13th, 2014, 9:25pm, Lily wrote:
I think not, they may be dusty! (So to speak) grin


That's funny!grin

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« Reply #3018 on: Feb 14th, 2014, 07:21am »

on Feb 13th, 2014, 4:57pm, Lily wrote:
I'm curious what you would think, I guess it's all relative. When I showed my person and he asked how much it was, he was glad it 'wasn't that much'.

I don't put a lot of stock into jewellery so it may not be obscene at all, just to me. Henry probably buys a set of special stereo wires or something for this much.


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In fairness, you COULD wear speaker wire as a bracelet, so it's dual purpose. If we cut your bracelet in half, we might be able to use it as a very short speaker wire! cheesy
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« Reply #3019 on: Feb 14th, 2014, 10:16am »

on Feb 14th, 2014, 07:21am, foxfeeder wrote:
In fairness, you COULD wear speaker wire as a bracelet, so it's dual purpose. If we cut your bracelet in half, we might be able to use it as a very short speaker wire! cheesy


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« Reply #3020 on: Feb 14th, 2014, 10:54am »

Replacing F-Secure (internet security/anti-virus software) with Microsoft Security Essentials. smiley VirginMedia had previously furnished me with internet security/anti-virus software provided by Trend Microsystems. Recently they replaced this with F-Secure. The former seemed to work fine and was free to me as a VirginMedia customer. The latter is free for the first year and thereafter about 25 per year. However, since installing it, my laptop has had at least 1 hard crash - i.e. even CTRL+ALT+DEL does nothing - every day. shocked angry I have finally had enough of this, hence my first sentence. If I have any problems with Microsoft Security Essentials, I will try another free internet security/anti-virus program with a link on the Microsoft website. smiley
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« Reply #3021 on: Feb 14th, 2014, 11:19am »

on Feb 14th, 2014, 10:54am, Down And Out wrote:
Replacing F-Secure (internet security/anti-virus software) with Microsoft Security Essentials. smiley VirginMedia had previously furnished me with internet security/anti-virus software provided by Trend Microsystems. Recently they replaced this with F-Secure. The former seemed to work fine and was free to me as a VirginMedia customer. The latter is free for the first year and thereafter about 25 per year. However, since installing it, my laptop has had at least 1 hard crash - i.e. even CTRL+ALT+DEL does nothing - every day. shocked angry I have finally had enough of this, hence my first sentence. If I have any problems with Microsoft Security Essentials, I will try another free internet security/anti-virus program with a link on the Microsoft website. smiley


"F-secure" says it all! grin

I use free programmes from Avira AND AVG simultaneously, and not only has it worked fine, it doesn't stop you using words like "Simultaneously"!
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« Reply #3022 on: Feb 14th, 2014, 1:50pm »

I accompanied a gospel choir on the piano in a church last night. They asked me to play "something" on the piano in their breaks. Guess what songs I picked? This is what I played:

1st break:
Anthony Phillips - Stranger
Flim & The BB's - Dreamboat

2nd break
Anthony Phillips - Which Way The Wind Blows

3rd break
Deep Purple - Soldier of Fortune
Beatles - With A Little Help of my Friends (Joe Cocker version)

I really wasn't sure I chose the right tunes for the night, then again I had no idea what they wanted and I just went by what I can play on the piano. tongue NOW GUESS WHAT?? People loved it! cheesy Dozens of people came up to me and told me my choices of songs were perfect, someone even asked if I wrote the tunes. Looks like I have good taste wink
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« Reply #3023 on: Feb 15th, 2014, 01:28am »

on Feb 13th, 2014, 11:33am, Dust wrote:
Nice job, congratulations! smiley

Thank you. smiley
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« Reply #3024 on: Feb 15th, 2014, 02:29am »

Waking up at home in my own bed after a week of being blown around battered and getting drenched every day whilst being away for most of the week in my big boy truck. One of the worst weeks ever. smiley
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« Reply #3025 on: Feb 15th, 2014, 09:56am »

Scoring four pit Ga tickets for Bruce, and not having any problems with TicketBastard while getting them. grin
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« Reply #3026 on: Feb 15th, 2014, 3:15pm »

Watching a news reporter ask a wildlife warden whether the guillemot hes clutching is feeling stressed by appearing on TV.
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« Reply #3027 on: Feb 17th, 2014, 10:43am »

Getting my revenge on the Marks & Spencer self-checkout machines, which have often dispensed my change in small denomination coins. I paid for my 2 pints of milk - 89p - with the exact change which included several 5p pieces and lots of copper coins. smiley Of course, somebody else may end up with these coins in their change but then again, that's NMP! grin
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« Reply #3028 on: Feb 17th, 2014, 11:40am »

on Feb 17th, 2014, 10:43am, Down And Out wrote:
Getting my revenge on the Marks & Spencer self-checkout machines, which have often dispensed my change in small denomination coins. I paid for my 2 pints of milk - 89p - with the exact change which included several 5p pieces and lots of copper coins. smiley Of course, somebody else may end up with these coins in their change but then again, that's NMP! grin


Asda always dispenses a load of 5ps in the change, which annoys me greatly!

(Should've posted this in the tits thread!)
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« Reply #3029 on: Feb 18th, 2014, 7:47pm »

What a marvellous pleasure it is to read a well-structured news article, clearly written by someone who is a master, no, a wizard in bringing out the utmost beauty and expression of the English language - just like this article. A true masterpiece smiley grin
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