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« Reply #217 on: Jan 24th, 2013, 06:35am »

Last week we had a fire drill in my office (we have them every six months or so) so we all trooped outside to stand in the cold and shiver for a few minutes before being let back inside.

I had a new member of staff start today so as part of his 'induction' I said 'and if the fire alarm goes off you have to exist through the main doors or the fire exits at the side of building but we only had a drill last week so I don't suppose there will be one again for a while'.

Famous last words....guess what happened next?

(Go on, guess....betcha' can't work it out! wink )

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« Reply #218 on: Jan 24th, 2013, 06:59am »

on Jan 24th, 2013, 06:35am, TheEllanory wrote:
if the fire alarm goes off you have to exist through the main doors


Is it possible not to exist while going through the main doors at your office? That's pretty clever smiley
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« Reply #219 on: Jan 24th, 2013, 09:19am »

on Jan 24th, 2013, 06:59am, boredatwork wrote:
Is it possible not to exist while going through the main doors at your office? That's pretty clever smiley


Hahahaha grin I do try and proof read everything before I post but obviously the odd mistake slips through!

Sometimes I do feel I'm entering some sort of twilight zone as I go into the office, and maybe I don't exist outside of the office..... (I think we need a sort of ghostly smiley here)
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« Reply #220 on: Jan 24th, 2013, 10:48am »

I don't think we ever solved the mystery of James the corn cracker...?
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« Reply #221 on: Jan 24th, 2013, 12:53pm »

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When I was in Vegas last weekend I saw a Kardashian. Apparently this one is called Kourtney. I texted my 19-year-old daughter, who promptly texted back, "Ugh, she's the worst one!"


Last time I was in Vegas Kobe Bryant was at the next table. Apparently this was a big deal to my person. grin


I've been to the South Beach restaurant that Rod Stewart frequents 3 times now, and I don't even like it that much. Not seen Rod either! Just Drew Barrymore, Michael Jordan and Pitbull. rolleyes
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« Reply #222 on: Jan 25th, 2013, 01:49am »

One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow...
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« Reply #223 on: Jan 25th, 2013, 11:04am »

Crisp packet sell by dates are always on a Saturday.

(I'm waiting for the myriad of emails which tells me this isn't so, but I thought the above statement had more impact than 'many crisp packet sell by dates are dated on a Saturday).

For our US friends: crisp = chip
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« Reply #224 on: Jan 25th, 2013, 11:25am »

I got home last night, and neither my cable TV nor my internet service was working. They lost our last payment and shut it off without so much as a phone call. I was pissed.

So my wife and I watched a DVD (Looper, a nifty little time-travel thriller with Bruce Willis), then I read my book (The Life of Pi, which is excellent so far) while listening to some music (A Trick of the Tail and Wind and Wuthering).

It was an excellent evening! smiley
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« Reply #225 on: Jan 25th, 2013, 1:04pm »

My girlfriend and I have seen each other for 4 years! shocked rolleyes grin

I've known her for (4) years!... cheesy

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« Reply #226 on: Jan 25th, 2013, 1:26pm »

on Jan 25th, 2013, 1:04pm, Noni wrote:
My girlfriend and I have seen each other for 4 years! shocked rolleyes grin

I've known her for (4) years!... cheesy

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Happy 4th anniversary Noni! smiley
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« Reply #227 on: Jan 25th, 2013, 1:31pm »

Burkino Faso are beating Ethiopia 2-0
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« Reply #228 on: Jan 26th, 2013, 02:14am »

It's the weekend - yippee! smiley
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« Reply #229 on: Jan 26th, 2013, 10:11am »

on Jan 25th, 2013, 1:26pm, boredatwork wrote:
Happy 4th anniversary Noni! smiley


She reminded me! smiley I met her in a bar and fell in love! grin
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« Reply #231 on: Jan 26th, 2013, 12:10pm »

Pronking! grin My new favourite word! cheesy
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